AOL-Time Warner. Sprint-Nextel. AT&T-TCI. The history of the tech industry is littered with the corpses of failed mergers that have brought once-mighty companies to the brink of disaster. But despite the fact that roughly seven out of 10 mergers are failures, tech companies are still going out of their way to acquire one another. Recent examples of big-time mergers include the proposed AT&T-T-Mobile deal and Microsoft’s acquisition of Skype. Here, we take a look at seven proposed mergers that we hope will never see the light of day, as their consummation would likely mean the end of the entire tech industry and possibly even the entire world.
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Windows-Android
Imagine what would happen if Microsoft and Google decided to take the worst features of their mobile operating systems and combine them into an unruly behemoth known as “Windroid.” In other words, you get Microsoft’s standard proprietary rent-seeking combined with Google’s borderline anarchistic approach to selling mobile applications. Or put another way, have a good time paying more money for applications that will be more likely to infect your phone with malware.
Apple-Adobe
Apple’s feud with Adobe’s Flash is well-documented. Basically, Apple CEO Steve Jobs has claimed that Flash is a poorly designed program responsible for crashing Apple computers. Jobs has also said Flash is ill-equipped for mobile devices as it sucks up battery life and has security holes. The problem for Apple, however, is that Flash is still the most commonly-used protocol for delivering video over the Web. The best solution, then, would be for Apple to simply buy Adobe and liquidate Flash all together. Bada-bing, bada-boom, problem solved!
Verizon-AT&T
If the proposed $39 billion AT&T-T-Mobile merger gets approved, then Verizon and AT&T will account for around 80% of all wireless subscriptions in the United States, thus creating a near-duopoly in the wireless telecom industry. But heck, if we’ve gone this far, why not just have AT&T and Verizon get together and then hand them all of the wireless spectrum in the United States. And since any attempt to regulate this newly-formed monstrosity would be denounced as communism, that means AT&T-Verizon would have total control over all of our wireless communications! What could possibly go wrong?
AOL-Friendster
Things haven’t gone well for AOL over the past 10 years, as the company has been hampered by little issues such as having a crappy service that no one wants to use. The good news for AOL is that its brain trust has finally figured out a way back to the big-time: Y’see, apparently the kids these days are into this thing called “social net-working,” a new InterWebs craze that is apparently as popular as the so-called “electronic mails” were for AOL during its heyday. Why, social net-working is so popular that it’s even rivaling the Google Machine! So to stay on the cutting edge of this vital new trend, AOL will decide to acquire Friendster, which everyone knows is the hippest and most swingingest social net-working website on the InterWebs. Analysts estimate that once the companies have merged they will have at least a dozen combined users in North America. What a juggernaut!
